Clare Blackwood, Author at The Beaverton
Clare Blackwood

Clare Blackwood is an actor, writer, and comedian living in Toronto, Ontario. She has been featured on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, is one half of Toronto Sketch duo Whisky Kids, and can be found at

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BREAKING: Narwhals are real, apparently 

GREENLAND – In an announcement that is still taking some time to process, scientists confirmed once and for all yesterday that narwhals are apparently actual animals that really exist, and aren’t…