Clare Blackwood, Author at The Beaverton
Clare Blackwood

Clare Blackwood is an actor, writer, and comedian living in Toronto, Ontario. She has been featured on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, is one half of Toronto Sketch duo Whisky Kids, and can be found at

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Government finally funds Canadian artists

OTTAWA – To the shock and disbelief of thousands of actors, musicians, and arts administrators across the country, the CERB payments necessitated by the COVID-19 outbreak have provided CanadaR…


Staring baby obviously looking for a fight

TORONTO – A fight nearly broke out on a streetcar earlier today between a fully-grown adult man and a two-month-old baby named Benjamin. Onlookers reported seeing the infant begin the fight by st…