Toronto refuses to lose to New York in COVID-19 case count - The Beaverton

Toronto refuses to lose to New York in COVID-19 case count

– Some residents of Toronto disappointed with a lacklustre performance in the number of cases came out to give their a boost at Park.

“We want Toronto to have the same feel as City, but we have to catch up,” said 26-year-old Madison Fletcher. “We need to live so other people can die.”

A large gathering of shirtless bros and an array of women wearing terrible hats were confident that Toronto will soon be beating at something before they become the global epicentre.

The large group also insisted that they started the second wave of the before it was cool.