G7 Meeting: Putin's envoy calls Trudeau 'very dishonest and weak' on US tariffs - The Beaverton

G7 Meeting: Putin’s envoy calls Trudeau ‘very dishonest and weak’ on US tariffs

LA MALBAIE, QC – Russia’s diplomatic envoy Donald expressed his frustrations to Twitter to call Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on tariffs on US products.

The Russian representative, who once had a popular TV show in the US, took issue with what he called Canada’s unfair trade practices in the auto and dairy sectors.

The unwieldy and mentally unstable plenipotentiary tasked with disrupting the G7 tweeted “PM Justin Trudeau of Canada acted so meek and mild during our @G7 meetings only to give a news conference after I left saying that, ‘US Tariffs were kind of insulting’ and he ‘will not be pushed around.’ Very dishonest & weak.”

Some of G7 leaders attempted to humour the Russian diplomat, while others became visibly annoyed with his antics.

“I feel that Russia does not belong at these meetings,” said angry Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe while Trump kept interrupting others and drew penises on the joint communique. “Who keeps inviting this guy?”

Trump, an ardent loyalist to Russian President Vladimir Putin, continued to push G7 members to allow Russia back into the exclusive club since it was expelled for invading the Crimean Peninsula in 2014, but was ultimately rejected.

American representation and interests at the was noticeably absent.

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