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Parenting Win! This dad waited until his son was in the car to yell at him for missing a penalty shot
Make sure you have some Kleenex ready because this story of fatherly love is sure to get the tear ducts working overtime. While we’ve all wanted to scream at our child in front of strangers, Gord…
Local toddler couldn’t give a shit how many times parents saved his life today
OAKVILLE, ON – Leaping off the armrest of a recliner and just barely being caught by his mother mid-air, inches away from making impact with the hardwood floor, local two-year-old Ben Marte…
Kid not allowed to eat candy reports apples ‘fun snack’
TORONTO- Biting into cut up pieces of honeycrisp prepared by his health conscious parents, local six year old, Thurman Jackson, made news this week after officially declaring apples a “fun snack.…
New Tim Hortons ad encourages people to put booze in their coffee
Is there anything more Canadian?…
Having children helps me cope with the fact I will never own a giraffe
By Stan Campull Like many of us, I had a lot of dreams that I was hoping to fulfill in my youth. A well-paying job, a nice home, a pet giraffe. You know, the American dream. But as I got older, I…
6 things only kids raised by helicopter parents understand
You’re probably used to it all by now, but your friends just don’t understand what it’s like having to deal with overbearing parents who are large, metallic rotary-winged aircraft. Sometimes, it …
Quiz: Why didn’t your father say he loved you before he died?
The bond between child and father is one of the most important in a person’s life. In your case the lack of love between the two of you will haunt every future relationship. But instead of …
Nation’s parents wake up to tell kids elaborate, four-year lie
WASHINGTON, DC – After waking up and fretting this morning’s conversation at the breakfast table, approximately 150 million American parents stammered their way through roughly the exact sa…
Quiz: what life defining emotional baggage will you give your children?
Good parents and bad parents both have one thing in common: They both ruin their child’s life with emotional baggage. It’s inevitable. Use our handy quiz to find out exactly what you …