ADVENTURE BAY – Paw Patrol, a team of pups that save the day whenever there’s a problem, is under investigation by the Adventure Bay Human Rights Bureau for sexist hiring practices. Ryder, …
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Hero cat saves couch by barfing on carpet
MISSISSAUGA – The Ryan family cat, Cupcake was awarded the household medal of bravery after saving their brand new sectional by vomiting on the carpet instead. “At first I thought it was a hairba…
Newlyweds spend evening carefully cropping squalor out of Caribbean honeymoon photos
Banff, AB – After popping open a bottle of red wine and updating to the newest version of Photoshop, newlyweds Karen and Derek Miles spent a romantic evening carefully removing any trace of…
Local man’s only role model dog from viral video
WHITEHORSE — Even including family, teachers, coaches, and celebrities, local man Eric Lee would be hard pressed to name a role model that isn’t that Siberian Husky from a video he saw on Faceboo…
5 adorable dogs who also regret supporting Donald Trump
Dogs are man’s best friend. But just like humans; sometimes they make mistakes, like chewing shoes or supporting a dictator. Here are 5 pups who also wish they hadn’t thrown their sup…
Which dead ‘The Littlest Hobo’ dog are you?
Ever wondered which of the now deceased The Littlest Hobo dogs is your true spirit animal? We all have, but now you can take this quiz to find out! Sources https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_TV ht…
Dog wearing kerchief thinks he’s so fucking cool
Guelph–Witnesses in the area have reported the presence of a dog wearing an orange bandana around his neck who seems to think he’s some real hot shit. The dog, Max, who onlookers speculate …
Local man asks rest of dog-fighting ring to quiet down so he can call in sick to work
OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN, ON – Local man Peter Franklin just needs everyone at this dog-fighting ring to quiet down so he can get out of work for the day. “Guys. Guys! C’mon, I just need a few min…
Whitehorse opens new trails for wandering off-leash dogs
WHITEHORSE – Dogs who want to take themselves for a walk in Whitehorse now have more options to explore Yukon’s capital with a new pathway network. 16 new off-leash trails, which explores a…
Canine court rules leg ‘asking for it’
OTTAWA – The nation’s top dog court decided today that Marlowe, a 4-year-old Pug mix, was not guilty of sexual assault because the complainant’s leg was asking to be humped. Judge Duke, a 9…