WHITEHORSE — World leading scientists, mathematicians, and economists are flocking to Whitehorse to study one of the greatest scientific riddles: why used items being on Kijiji are substantially...
Local mom investigated for allowing 38-year-old son to move out, get a job
Toronto – After her 38 year-old son Ben Johnson moved out and got a job at Starbucks, Child Protective Services decided to investigate his mother, Deborah, for possible child neglect and abandonment. ...
Local child wants to push button
This afternoon, witnesses report a woman walking with a 5-year-old girl who loudly proclaimed her desire to push the button at the crosswalk. “She was really pushy,” said James P. Garland, a local wel...
After 90 years, Queen Elizabeth II still refuses to fight me
BY DOUG QUAID With her birthday today, Queen Elizabeth II is celebrating 90 years of life, and with it, 90 years of refusing to meet with me in fair combat. Since ascending to the throne at the tender...
Recently acquitted Mike Duffy claims courthouse as second residence
OTTAWA — Exonerated Senator Mike Duffy has been claiming travel expenses from the Senate by indicating that his second residence was located inside Ottawa’s Elgin street courthouse during his tr...
New Game of Thrones season rumoured to feature sex scenes
HOLLYWOOD – As its premiere date approaches, rumours are beginning to circulate that the upcoming season of HBO’s Game of Thrones may include scenes of nudity and sexuality. Hints have been drop...
Adorable despot turns 92
LONDON — Nestled comfortably in one of several fortified castles that she calls home, the Head of State of 18 nations and direct descendant of the iron-fisted Tudors noted that she was looking f...
Attorney General promises to release SIU report on Loku shooting as soon as cops finish rewriting it
TORONTO – Ontario attorney general Madeline Meilleur, who earlier this week told reporters she would not release the secret report explaining why Ontario’s police watchdog cleared a Toronto police off...
Costco offers discount on 50-pack of hepatitis A vaccines
PETERBOROUGH — Following the recall of a frozen berry blend potentially contaminated with hepatitis A, Costco is offering bulk packs of vaccines at a discounted price. The 50-pack of hepatitis A...
Netflix reverses crackdown on geoblocking services after watching an episode of Mr. D
TORONTO – Netflix Canada announced they would stop going after IP blockers and other services that allow Canadians to access U.S. Netflix after their C.E.O. saw an episode of Mr. D. “For some ti...
