Hottest Spring Trend: Getting sick right before you have an event you can’t get out of
NEW YORK – This just in, spring’s hottest trend has nothing to do with bomber jackets or skinny jeans and everything to do with your immune system. Famous trend forecaster Jil Whitman has o…
‘I’m going to business school’ reports man who just gave up
Toronto – Self identified failure James Octin has decided to go to University of Western Ontario for a Masters in Business Administration after giving up on all other possible options. “I&#…
6 tips on staying fashionable while stuck on a 12 storey high crane hook
We’ve all been there – stuck on top of a crane hook 120 feet in the air teetering above a city. But what should you wear for the occasion? Here are 6 sensible fashion tips that just screams…
O’Leary will continue marketing campaign by launching NDP leadership bid
TORONTO – Reality TV star and former Conservative leadership candidate Kevin O’Leary has announced that he will be running for the NDP leader in an effort continue advertising and selling h…
QUIZ: What should you be doing instead of this quiz?
We all know that internet quizzes are a fun and amazing! Or at the very least, not boring. Am I right? They’re a way to while away the minutes in any given day when you should almost certainly be…
Canada to Kevin O’Leary: “I’m out”
OTTAWA – After a four month long pitch to Canada’s panel of esteemed Conservative voters, the business savvy nation stated that Kevin O’Leary’s purported valuation was “way off” and that th…
Huge Misstep: Is Trump over now that he’s angered Canadian dairy producers?
Unbelievable. It turns out that picking a fight with one of the most powerful and beloved institutions in the world might finally be the thing that brings down Donald Trump. “As a nationalist, I …
British Columbia Election 2017: Party Platforms
BC voters head to the polls on May 9th. Here are some of the major policies for the three largest parties: BC Liberal Party Education: Buy hardhats for teachers willing to do photo ops Transporta…
Man in bloodstained lab coat demands to know what science has done
DEER CREVICE, ON – After grabbing a series of passers-by to tell them that we should never have tried to play God, a bloodstained local scientist has fallen to his knees in the center of to…
Cutting out the middleman: Corporations, unions replace party leaders for next BC election debate
VANCOUVER – British Columbia’s corporate and union interests have announced that they will replace all party leaders with better, more eloquent lobbyists for Wednesday’s televised debate. “…
