TORONTO – Only halfway up its 1,776 steps, one participant in the CN tower charity climb is already passing the frozen bodies of those who didn’t make it last year. “It’s hard to see all th…
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Downtown Toronto condo engulfed in flames sells for $1.2 million
TORONTO – Fire crews continue to battle a three alarm blaze which engulfed a downtown Toronto condo shortly before being sold for $1.2 million. The recently gutted condo boasts entirely exp…
Toronto couple find affordable one bedroom, full bath, one rat king apartment
TORONTO – A local couple are elated to have just signed the lease for a new apartment; a cozy one bedroom for $2000, with a full bathroom, a washer and dryer in the unit, and just one horde…
Fixing Toronto’s police culture: officers now have to undergo mandatory wine tastings
TORONTO – After a task force charged with modernizing the Toronto Police recommended sweeping changes to its culture, the TPS is demanding its officers develop an increased sensitivity to C…
Toronto city council announces that plan to make every neighbourhood look the same is ahead of schedule
TORONTO – At a press conference Toronto city councillors advised that the transformation of Toronto’s diverse neighbourhoods into a single grey monolith will be completed by 2025, instead o…
Lotto 649 commercial features the dream of owning a 1 bedroom condo in Toronto
TORONTO – Lotto 649’s newest commercial showcases the dream of purchasing a fifth-floor condo somewhere in downtown Toronto. The 30-second clip features one lucky couple celebrating in an e…
Big, strong alt-right movement terrified of Jewish children
TORONTO – After a bomb threat was called into the Toronto Jewish Community Centre today, the alt-right has admitted that they view Jewish toddlers as the single largest threat to their phys…
John Tory raises transit funds by putting City Hall futon on Craigslist
TORONTO – After Premier Wynne rejected his plan to pay for transit infrastructure with road tolls, Mayor John Tory has been forced to raise funds by putting the City Hall futon on Craigslis…
Man who lives in PATH willing to guide topsider to Eaton Centre, for a price
TORONTO – One of the many residents of Toronto’s underground system of pedestrian walkways, ‘the PATH’, is willing to guide topsiders through the tunnels to the Eaton Centre, in return for …
Bombardier seeks injunction to keep on never delivering trains
TORONTO — Bombardier Inc. went to court on Friday to preserve its right to continue failing to deliver trains to Metrolinx. “If the Government of Ontario wanted us to stop trying to deliver…
