San Jose, COSTA RICA – Manitoba Premier Brian Pallister has vowed that he will be working hard to make his skin the perfect bronze colour for the benefit of all citizens while he vacations …
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Ontario economy booming after entire month without Liberal fuckup
QUEEN’S PARK – Ontario’s economy has picked up in the last month, owing in part to the Wynne government’s recent decision to stop totally cocking things up. “Ontario is creating more jobs t…
Shocking! Wikileaks releases documents outing Putin as a powerful, yet generous lover
Wikileaks finally goes after Putin. For more important news, watch last night’s full episode here!…
Trump appoints Kanye West to Secretary of Caring About Black People
NEW YORK – After a meeting this week, followed by a flurry of rumours and speculation, U.S. President-elect Donald J. Trump has named Kanye West as Secretary of Caring About Black People. B…
Justin Trudeau cracks down on discrimination
Trudeau proposes new anti-transphobia bill to stop discrimination against the Trans Pacific Partnership.…
Electoral Reform Primer: P3- that dope ass one Stephane Dion likes
Overview: You remember that adorable nerd, Stephane Dion? A few years ago, he came up with a better electoral reform system than anybody else ever has. But Canada has not adopted this system, bec…
Electoral Reform Primer: Proportional Representation
Overview: Remember how, back before it was our guy in power, it seemed really weird and messed up that someone could have a majority government with just over a third of the popular vote? It soun…
Electoral Reform Primer: First Past The Post
Overview: First Past The Post, often abbreviated as FPP, 1PTP, FPTP, or KILLME, is the electoral system Canada currently uses. FPTP is the 2005 Honda Civic of electoral systems. Nobody really wan…
Conservative Party Leadership Profile: This Tub of Margarine
Name: This Tub of Margarine Background: Born and produced by a hard working Canadian industry, The Tub claims it has never backed down from a challenge. The Tub is best known for successfully lob…
Standing Rock nervously counting days until white protester puts on headdress
STANDING ROCK, ND – As protests against the Dakota Access Pipeline head into winter and state aggression persists, Standing Rock Sioux water protectors brace for yet another problem – the s…
