TORONTO – The Toronto Maple Leafs, currently 3rd in the North East Division, are looking to clinch a first round playoff elimination position tonight. Thanks to their success in the regular…
BC finally accepts Saskatchewan’s Facebook friend request
REGINA – Citing a really busy spell with work as one of the reasons for the delay and “not seeing much point to it” since they’re “pretty much neighbours,” the provi…
FBI blames ultra-right conservative-anarchist North Korean Christian domestic terror cell that looks kind of Middle Easty
BOSTON – FBI investigators have definitively concluded that the bombings at the Boston Marathon were orchestrated by a fundamentalist Islamic terrorist cell supported by Kim Jong Un’s oppressive …
On my 40th day of fasting I think I’ve nearly reached enlightenment vs. I’m in a pants buying mood
Point: On my 40th day of fasting I think I’ve nearly reached enlightenment By a Spiritual Woman My journey is nearly complete. I have been fasting for 40 days and 40 nights and I can feel the she…
NRA branching out to appeal to more casual psychos
FAIRFAX, VA – The National Rifle Association announced today that it will make bold leaps with its marketing efforts in order to branch out and appeal to more casual psychopaths. “While the NRA h…
Scientists successfully clone, ride wooly mammoth
WAKO, TOKYO, JAPAN – Scientists from Japan’s RIKEN Institute in greater Tokyo have successfully cloned a wooly mammoth for the purpose of being able to ride it. The still-growing fema…
Rest of world hasn’t got time for North Korea’s BS
WORLD – In response to the North Korean Worker’s Party recent “final authorization” for a nuclear strike against US targets, the roughly 6.975-billion people living outsid…
Young conservative man unable to contain sexual attraction to Justin Trudeau
OTTAWA – Although he is violently opposed to Justin Trudeau’s political party’s leanings, Jeffrey Soloman, a 23-year-old Conservative Party supporter, is unable to contain his sexual attrac…
Federal Budget 2013: A Closer Look
How will the Harper Government balance the budget in the next 10 years? The chart is interactive. Try mousing over the slices or legend entries.…
