HAMILTON, ON – After what felt like years of being invisible to the rest of the world, local lonely woman Nancy Opham was relieved to discover this week that her phone has been listening to…
Local man refers to cubicle as ‘my office’
MONCTON – Employees of a local call centre were stunned this week after a fellow coworker referred to his cubicle as his office. Donald Grimps, 36, made the reference offhandedly in a morni…
QUIZ: Will this quiz tell you what you want to hear about yourself or will you need to take it again?
If there’s anything we know about internet quizzes, it’s that they will tell you, unequivocally, who you are. If you’re looking for an outside source to identify and validate the things you want …
Canadian television producing yet another period drama in order to recycle costumes from other period dramas
HALIFAX, NS – After decades of riveting Canadian period dramas lulling the nation to sleep, network television has decided to produce yet another historical Canadian television show in orde…
Self-involved friend thinks she’d make a great therapist
TORONTO, ON – After years of offering unsolicited advice to friends, family, and absolute strangers, local self-involved woman, Miranda Emmerson, announced to friends at a wedding Saturday …
Nation’s retail sales associates just want you to know “That’s a GREAT colour on you, hun!”
OTTAWA, ON – As summer quickly descends upon us, prompting the need for crop tops and breathable fabrics, the nation’s retail sales associates have banded together to make sure you know tha…
Nation’s mothers just checking in to make sure you’ve brought a light jacket with you today
OTTAWA – As the weather fluctuates from warm to cold, the nation’s mothers are checking in with their adult children to make sure they’ve remembered to bring something along with them, “in …
Emergency Alert System texts ‘U Up?’ at 4am
OTTAWA – Following the nationwide Emergency Alert testing glitch this week that left thousands of Canadians staring expectantly at their phones for a message that never came, the system sou…