
Ah, children. Life’s little bundles of joy. Every woman’s purpose in life. Or do you disagree? Have you, an adult woman, thought hard about whether or not to have children and come out on the side of “No, thank you”? Or, are you just a horrible, selfish witch hell-bent on destroying femininity and all that it stands for? Take this quiz to find out!
QUIZ: Have you made an informed decision to not have children or are you a selfish witch?
Surprise: you’re a selfish witch too!

You thought by wanting kids you’d avoid the label, but turns out people will be equally judgmental of your decision either way. Enjoy your contribution to overpopulation and climate change, you immoral hag!
QUIZ: Have you made an informed decision to not have children or are you a selfish witch?
It looks like you’ve thought this through and made a responsible decision that works for you.

However, that’s not going to stop society from calling you a selfish witch, so prepare yourself for everyone informing you that you just haven’t thought hard enough about it yet for the rest of your child-bearing years! You might as well give up, save yourself the stress, and have at least one.
QUIZ: Have you made an informed decision to not have children or are you a selfish witch?
Congratulations, you selfish witch!

You’re the type of woman society pictures when you say you don’t want children. Don’t worry, though- you’ll change your mind eventually.