Good news! That friend you don’t want to hang out with anymore just shared a Rebel Media article - The Beaverton

Good news! That friend you don’t want to hang out with anymore just shared a Rebel Media article

WINNIPEG – Finally some good news for a change! Jason, that guy from university who you are tired of “grabbing a beer” with once every six months just posted an article from alt-right hate website .

“I’d wanted to stop hanging out with him for years just because of how boring he was, but I always felt too guilty” you admitted. “But now that I know he thinks ‘Syrian Refugees Are Pedophiles’ I can finally take action.”

“And not only do I get to avoid him, I get to tell him off!”

Although you had always dreamed of breaking the monotony of forced small talk by telling Jason to go fuck himself, especially after he started reading and continued to quote years after the show ended, you could never have dreamed he would give you such a perfect excuse.

“I mean, The Rebel. The Rebel! He might as well have posted about how is a great president or said was over-rated.”

At press time you were really hoping that guy from work who keeps inviting you to get lunch with him would say something transphobic.