A new report from behind the bathroom door has confirmed that yes, your girlfriend is still crying because of that thing you know you said and no, she won’t be stopping anytime soon.
Confidential sources have advised that although it has been at least 45 minutes since the episode started, the woman who once sharply told you to calm down when you yelled at a referee for like two seconds one time continues to remain an uncontrollable cauldron of anger and emotion.
“No, no, no! You…You’re…You’re an asshole, you… oh my god, why have you done this to me?” reported these sources in between sobs.
Eyewitnesses remain baffled as to why previous efforts to calm your girlfriend down, including repeatedly saying “come on baby, stop it,” asking her if she was on her period, and strongly suggesting this situation was mostly her fault, have not succeeded thus far.
Current projections for what events may take place in the future are split between you peeing yourself while you wait to get into the apartment’s only bathroom, and you “having the fucking balls” to still go have a beer with the guys like you were planning to.
At press time, despite what you claim, it will not get better if she just opens the door and talks to you.
