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The Beaverton’s NHL preview 2017-2018

The biggest question in the 2017-2018 season is this: Will Canada snap it’s 23 year drought and finally bring Lord Stanley home? The Beaverton takes a look at each Canadian team’s chances: The Va…

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Connor McDavid loses draft lottery

TORONTO – On the biggest stage of his young career Connor McDavid, the most hyped hockey prospect in a decade, was unable to will the top draft pick to an actual NHL team, and he will now b…

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Foreign friend keeps calling it ice hockey

EDMONTON – Although he reported being generally happy that his English friend Simon had come for a visit, local man Carl Terrace did wish he would stop referring to our national obsession a…

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Report: Mark Messier somewhere inside the house

North Bay, ON – Although there has been no confirmed sighting, the Cameron family are convinced that NHL legend and friendly faced Rogers spokesman Mark Messier is somewhere in their house,…

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Edmonton Oilers: NHL 2014-2015 Season Preview

Team: Edmonton Oilers Mascot: A middle aged man who won’t stop talking about the 1980s.  2013-14 Season: The Oilers entered the season with a lot of young, unproven talent who then proved themsel…

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