TORONTO – Today in an inspirational display of pandemic solidarity, a local wealthy man spent several minutes bonding with the barista at a neighbour cafe about how weird it is to finally g…
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Festivals on indefinite hold until deemed safe enough to have a 6’8’’ man block your view
GENEVA – Plans to allow music festivals to continue with their rescheduled dates have been put on indefinite hold by the World Health Organization until deemed safe enough to have a 6’8” ma…
Latte artist moves into expressionist period
TORONTO – Veteran latte artist Joseph Romano, who has become infamous for his striking works such as “Heart” and “Flower, If You Kinda Squint Your Eyes,” has made a shift in genre fro…
Barista wakes up happy and refreshed, ready to be screamed at by customer
TORONTO – Feeling well-rested and in high spirits, local barista Jennifer McMahon has woken up this morning ready to be berated by a customer for any conceived imperfections in their mornin…
Man wakes up happy and refreshed, ready to scream at barista
TORONTO – Feeling well-rested and in high spirits, local corporate lawyer Ron Chapnick has woken up this morning ready to verbally tear into a barista for any conceived imperfections in his…
Local actor lands dream gig as shift supervisor
TORONTO – In what she is calling ‘the opportunity of a lifetime’, local actor Cassidy Ambrose has been asked to play the role of an employee who has twice as much responsibility, and makes …