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Mark Carney giving a speech in front of Canadian flags

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Mark Carney celebrates Labour Day by ordering labourers back to work

little boy sitting on dock with his back to the camera, looking at a lake surrounded by very green forest

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Real life Jason Voorhees? This kid’s mom is weird

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Leading physicists claim Mark Carney’s elbows are in a quantum superposition of up and down simultaneously

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Air Canada, union reach deal, forcing travelers to fly Air Canada again

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As strike looms, Air Canada thrilled to have new excuse to cancel flights

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How dare Tim Houston ruin my child’s favourite summer activity: burning down the province of Nova Scotia

Mars society treated to rare thrill

CALGARY – Members of the Mars Society of Canada were treated to a rare thrill this morning when our red neighbour came closer to the Earth than it has in 60 000 years. At its closest point …

Messier a LEGO man

A startling discovery is sending shockwaves through the NHL after it was revealed that Mark Messier is a LEGO man. A statement released last Wednesday by the NHL accuses Danish toy giant LEGO of …

Ex-girlfriends reunites with ex-boyfriend using emoticons

GUELPH, ON – A failed relationship was given another chance late last night when three emoticons were used symbolically during an instant messaging conversation. Following a three hour on-line ch…

Girlfriend breaks up with boyfriend using emoticons

GUELPH, ON – An eight week relationship ended abruptly last Sunday evening when three emoticons were used symbolically during an instant messaging conversation. Following a two hour on-line…

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