NEW YORK – A New York City grand jury on Wednesday declined to indict a police officer in the beheading of an unarmed African-American, 21 year old Shaun Peterson, concluding that the offic…
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Darren Wilson resigns from Ferguson police to focus on being a full-time murderer
FERGUSON, MO – Following a grand jury’s decision not to indict him for killing unarmed teenager Michael Brown, Darren Wilson announced Sunday that he has resigned from the Ferguson police departm…
Grand jury investigation finds that Ferguson officer was white
FERGUSON, MI – Following an intense, months-long investigation into the police shooting of 18 year-old Michael Brown, a St. Louis county grand jury has discovered Officer Darren Wilson was …
Bill Cosby on rape allegations: ‘Dozens and dozens of women just say the darndest things’
The star of hit 80s sitcom The Cosby Show accused of drugging and sexually assaulting a long list of women has stated that his accusers ‘say the darndest things.’ “Oh wow! Grown women just say th…
NSA on leaked celebrity nudes: ‘What’s the big deal? We’ve had these for months’
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Responding to security concerns after the intimate photos and videos of over 100 celebrities were hacked and leaked online, NSA Director Admiral Michael S. Rogers said th…
Israel urges US to pull troops out of Ferguson
WASHINGTON – Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has urged the United States to pull their troops out of Ferguson, criticizing the military occupation as “an inhumane and unnecessary …
US considers decriminalizing blackness in wake of Missouri shootings
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The recent surge in civil unrest following the shooting of an unarmed black teenager by police in Ferguson, Missouri has U.S. lawmakers contemplating the decriminalization of b…
House Republicans sue Obama for emotional distress brought on by his presidency
WASHINGTON D.C. – Leaders of the Congressional Republicans recently announced their intention to commence a lawsuit against President Barack Obama over the severe psychological harm and anx…
Hobby Lobby female employees now required to wear chastity belts until marriage
WASHINGTON – In the wake of winning a Supreme Court ruling, US arts and crafts retailer Hobby Lobby has announced that all of their female employees will be required to wear Chastity belts …
Forest fire devastates millions of acres of good firewood
SAN DIEGO – As firefighters extinguished the last smoldering embers of an extensive forest fire, residents and industries were heartbroken about the loss of perfectly good firewood that the…
