HAMILTON, ON– During a ten day all-inclusive trip to Cuba, local aunt Brenda Sommers has officially declared that she officially needs a vacation from the very vacation she is currently exp…
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European relatives visiting Toronto say they’d love to drive and see the Rocky Mountains while they’re here
TORONTO – After unpacking their bags in the guest room they’ll be using for their five day stay in Toronto, Hans and Heidi Bergmann have casually mentioned that they’re interested in popping over…
Zounds! Foolhardy woman to travel solo without gentleman chaperone!
TORONTO – To the extreme consternation and dismay of the right-thinkers around her, Trisha MacDonald, a girl-child of 23, announced yesterday that she has taken it upon herself to venture forth i…
Canadian airlines vow to fight court ruling that passengers aren’t luggage
OTTAWA – Canadian airlines are taking the federal government to the highest court in the land in hopes of quashing the recently upheld air passenger bill of rights that punishes airlines fi…
Travel Tips from someone who went to Europe seven years ago
As Hans Christian Andersen famously wrote, “To travel is to live”. There is no better experience in life than discovering new parts of the world. But the discovery may be challenging if you are u…
Person who took empty seat next to you on plane at last minute definitely a sociopath
TORONTO – According to damning and indisputable evidence, the son of a bitch who waited until just before departure to sit in the empty seat next to you on the plane is almost certainly an …
Travel blogger posts photos of staycation spent lying in own filth
TORONTO – Popular travel blogger Anderson Patrick Cole has decided to document his most exhilarating adventure yet: a three-week staycation at home, spent lying in his own filth. “I have be…