TORONTO – Darwin, the seven-month old Rhesus monkey apprehended at the North York Ikea yesterday evening has come forward to say that he regrets causing a “literal media circus.” Darwin was…
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Rob Ford tackles judge following ruling
TORONTO – Immediately following the ruling finding him in violation of the Municipal Conflict of Interest Act, Rob Ford jumped from his seat, rushed the bench, and tackled the judge, causin…
Toronto Blue Jays blockbuster trade reminds city that Baseball still a thing that goes on in city
TORONTO – The blockbuster 12-player trade agreement between the Toronto Blue Jays and the Miami Marlins, including the signing of Melky Cabrera, has led many citizens to realize that Toront…
TIFF UPDATE: Everyone agrees that one movie you didn’t see was the movie you HAD to see this year
TORONTO – After 2 weeks, dozens of screenings and thousands of hours of your life spent in dark, dirty movie theaters, critics and audiences have agreed that the movie of the festival was t…
TIFF UPDATE: Real celebrities show Canadian celebrities how it’s done
TORONTO – At Canada’s biggest entertainment event of the year, attendees are reporting that our country’s celebrities are being outdone by their American counterparts. “I was standing outsi…
TIFF UPDATE: Severe flood cripples city core after Ryan Gosling sighted by large group of women
TORONTO – An unexplained flash flood occurring moments after Ryan Gosling exited a limousine wearing sensitive, yet masculine formalwear brought the Toronto International Film Festival to a…