TORONTO – Commuters travelling through the Bloor-Yonge subway station in Toronto have been given the opportunity to buy pizza for $2 a slice from a folding table, and on the whole decided t…
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TTC’s scented holiday candles let riders gift the smell of urine soaked grime
TORONTO – The Toronto Transit Commission is ringing in the holiday season with the release of the Bloor-Young scented candle that gives riders the opportunity to take home the urine soaked …
Outdoor rinks open in time for return of weird guys who skate-dance alone
TORONTO – Despite the fluctuating temperatures this fall, the opening of outdoor rinks across the city has coincided with another holiday tradition: the arrival of strange gentlemen who always ji…
Cellino & Barnes hired to represent Diamond & Diamond for false advertising claims
TORONTO – Diamond and Diamond has announced that it has retained Buffalo, New York personal injury lawyers Cellino and Barnes to handle an ongoing dispute with the Law Society of Upper Cana…
Gardiner fan “stoked to finally pay this sick highway what it deserves”
TORONTO – Self-proclaimed “Gardiner nut” Candace Matthews was thrilled when Toronto mayor John Tory proposed road tolls for her favourite highway earlier this week. “I always felt bad using…
TTC to implement “surge pricing”
TORONTO – Faced with a multi-million dollar budget shortfall and decreasing ridership, the Toronto Transit Commission is looking to raise funds and control congestion by instituting “…
Toronto City Council approves subway extension that goes one stop then immediately runs off cliff
TORONTO – After months of debate, Toronto’s City Council has finally approved a new subway extension that will provide access to the eastern portion of the GTA before immediately plunging i…
Ontario PCs confident they can somehow squander bribery charges against top Ontario Liberals
TORONTO – Ontario’s Progressive Conservative Party officials announced today that they are optimistic they can torpedo any chance of gaining popularity among Ontarians despite bribery charg…
TTC assures riders that heating on subway cars will be broken just in time for winter
TORONTO – In a public announcement today, TTC CEO Andy Byford has reassured a worried public that the heating system on its subway will cease to be operational by December, precisely as scheduled…
Computer illiterate Ontario government asks grade ten students to fix online literacy test
TORONTO – Ontario government officials are appealing to grade 10 students to help them fix the problems with online Ontario Secondary School Literacy Test since it crashed earlier today. Pa…
