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NHL fans excited to watch their team’s 5 remaining uninjured players when regular season begins

TORONTO – In the midst of a preseason that has lasted approximately 6 months, hockey fans are excited to watch the few players on their team healthy enough to play when the regular season b…

Rogers promises Leafs, Raptors fans that their teams will be just as successful as current Blue Jays

TORONTO – After announcing they had acquired majority control of Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment, the board of Rogers Communications reassured Leafs, Raptors, TFC and Argos fans that …

Blue Jays owners shocked to discover you’re allowed to fire Front Office when team sucks every year

TORONTO – The Board of Rogers Communications, owner of the Toronto Blue Jays, have expressed their shock at the information that they are within their rights to fire the executive team of M…

With pickleball surging in popularity, we tested which paddles are also good for spanking

TORONTO – Pickleball is one of Canada’s fastest growing sports, with its estimated 1.37 million players representing a massive increase over the eight people who played when the sport was last su…

Latest federal poll shows surprise emergence of new frontrunner: Men’s 4×100 Relay Team

OTTAWA – The latest polling is showing an unexpected leader in federal politics – the Men’s 2024 Olympic 4×100 relay team. With 74% of respondents saying they intend to vote for …

Leafs announce that making Matthews captain is the best way to distract fans from fact they haven’t made any significant roster changes again

TORONTO – In a press conference scheduled for Wednesday, the Toronto Maple Leafs are expected to announce that, after much deliberation, they believe giving Auston Matthews the captaincy is…