BY: RT. HON. STEPHEN HARPER, FORMER PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA As my final act as Prime Minister of Canada, there is something I would like to express to all Canadians from coast-to-coast-to-coast;…
Opinion
If the dinosaurs had been armed, they wouldn’t be extinct right now
BY DR. BEN CARSON, U.S. PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE For the past few years, the Second Amendment rights of all U.S. citizens have been under attack by gun control lobbyists, who would see America stri…
P.K. Subban’s $10 million donation to children’s hospital is a classic hothead move
BY: DON CHERRY, HOST OF CBC’S COACH’S CORNER Now I know what everybody is thinking about the news that P.K. Subban donated $10M to charity, but let me set you straight — this is…
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Son, you weren’t an accident; you were a tax benefit
BY: CRAIG TOWNSEND, FATHER AND ACCOUNTANT My dear boy, you’re coming to that age where you might think that your mother and I didn’t expect to have you as one of our children. I can tell you that…
I love riding my Sea-Doo at the cottage vs. Thanks for ruining my peaceful holiday weekend at the cottage, asshole
Point: I love riding my Sea-Doo at the cottage By: Brayden Gregorsen I have worked hard to get where I am today. And you have too. That is why we deserve to live take pleasure in the simple thing…
Has anyone seen my gun?
BY CONSTABLE SHERMAN McGARRY, CALGARY POLICE DEPARTMENT Uh, Hi. I hate to bother you with this problem, but have you seen where I put my Colt C8 assault rifle that I put somewhere? Oh boy, I’d be…
Valentine’s Day was invented by corporations trying to sell more Torque Aquiline Sexbots
By: Hank Egelman Valentine’s day is a Christian tradition first celebrated in the 17th century in honour of a martyred saint killed by beheading. But since then, it’s morphed from a simple religi…
I wish my Australian roommate would quit calling me a cunt all the time
Do you have problems with your roommates? Do they come home late and make a lot of noise? Do they use up all the hot water? Do they call you a cunt? No? Mine does. He’s always just bursting into …
If God wanted us to die with dignity he wouldn’t have revoked Dying with Dignity’s charity status
BY: FATHER MATTHEW O’REILLY Over the past few decades I have been pained to see Canada straying into Godlessness, from allowing abortions to letting the gays marry. Finally, however, the Harper g…
