BY STUART MCLEAN, HOST OF CBC RADIO’S THE VINYL CAFE After years of travelling across this country we call Canada, from coast to coast to coast, I have seen many things that have amazed me. The l…
Editorial
Just tell me what you want me to think and I’ll think it
By: Patrick Brown, Leader of the Progressive Conservative Party of Ontario Ugh, Mondays right? You wake up, pour yourself a nice cup of coffee, and sit down to write a tidy little missive promisi…
Children shouldn’t be learning they have hoohoos and down-theres at such a young age
By PATRICK BROWN, LEADER OF THE PROGRESSIVE CONSERVATIVE PARTY OF ONTARIO The Wynne Liberals newest social experiment is teaching our innocent children about their hoohoos and down-theres when it…
All I want is to have a real conversation about rape without taking responsibility for my words or actions
By: Your Facebook Friend Hi all. I’ve been thinking about a subject that’s been in the news a lot lately: sexual assault. It might be a little touchy for some people, but that doesn’t mean we sho…
I was the first female nominee for president way before Hillary Clinton
By: Donald Trump There’s been a lot of talk about Hillary Clinton this week, and how she’s the first ever woman to be nominated for president of the United States of America. Well I&…
For the last time, I’m not Max Von Sydow
By: Christopher Plummer I need to get something off my chest. It’s not a major bother, it’s not the end of the world, but after 60 years I just don’t want to have to say it again. I am not Max Vo…
The new Ghostbusters movie DID destroy my childhood, but it may have been an unrelated hex
By Matt Rolfe The new Ghostbusters movie that NO ONE asked for from Paul Feig and his crew of feminista SJWs has arrived, and my childhood has been absolutely ruined! Not only did I predictably h…
The only thing hindering my success was my complete inability to succeed
By Pierre Karl Péladeau, former Leader of the Parti Québécois As many of you have heard, I recently stepped down as the leader of the Parti Quebecois after less than a year in office. Although ma…
After 90 years, Queen Elizabeth II still refuses to fight me
BY DOUG QUAID With her birthday today, Queen Elizabeth II is celebrating 90 years of life, and with it, 90 years of refusing to meet with me in fair combat. Since ascending to the throne at the t…
Can everyone who isn’t like me wear a label of some kind so I know how to deal with you?
BY: BARRY T. MACINTYRE I think I speak for everyone when I say, I’m pretty damn confused these days. What with the cultural appropriations, sexual orientalizations, racism, reverse-racism, assess…
