GEORGE TOWN, CAYMAN ISLANDS — The Canada Revenue Agency re-registered its agency’s location offshore to the Cayman Islands last month in a move high-level civil servants are hoping will sav…
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Thomas Mulcair reactivates Linkedin account
EDMONTON — Outgoing NDP Leader Thomas Mulcair has reactivated his LinkedIn account moments after being rejected by his party, which called for a leadership race to replace him. Since 2012, …
NDP convention delegates explore virtual reality where the NDP won the 2015 election
EDMONTON — Although the party lost 51 seats and earned less than 20 percent of the popular vote in the recent federal election, the NDP faithful can create their own alternate reality where…
Beardless Tom Mulcair challenges bearded Tom Mulcair for NDP leadership
EDMONTON – As the NDP prepares to meet for its annual party convention, a new challenger has emerged to current party leader bearded Tom Mulcair: a Tom Mulcair without a scraggly, rapidly g…
Nobody in national defence headquarters remembers what flashing red light means
OTTAWA – Hours after the dusty light bulb in the corner of every office inside the National Defence Headquarters began to flash red, the entire civilian and military staff of the building r…
Saskatchewan election coverage bumped by breaking news story on cat in tree
REGINA — Election results for the 2016 Saskatchewan election have been interrupted with a late-breaking story of a feline in a tree. CBC, CTV, Global and other news channels immediately cut…
Ontario Liberals host campaign finance reform fundraiser dinner at $7,500 a plate
TORONTO — Last night’s lavish Political Contributions Reform Gala hosted by the Ontario Liberal Party featured the province’s most prominent corporate and union lobbyists. Representing corp…
Justin Trudeau misses budget vote while staring at his own reflection
OTTAWA – Justin Trudeau missed a crucial vote on the proposed Liberal budget this morning after the Prime Minister spent too long staring at himself in the bathroom mirror again. “I apologi…
Toronto Sun owner Postmedia purchases the Beaverton
TORONTO – Postmedia Network Inc. (“Postmedia”) today announced the acquisition of the Beaverton website and all related print and television properties. The Beaverton, widely regarded as the prem…
Swiss Chalet acquires St. Hubert to streamline torture of nation’s chickens
MONTREAL — Swiss Chalet has announced that their $537 million acquisition of St. Hubert will make the cruel and unusual treatment endured by Canada’s poultry much more efficient. “Instead o…
