OTTAWA – Spring has finally arrived in the nation’s capital, revealing a winter’s worth of discarded legislators strewn across the Parliamentary lawn that were, until recently, concealed under la…
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Hardcover edition of Naomi Klein’s ‘Shock Doctrine’ currently ahead in NDP leadership poll
OTTAWA — A poll released today on the NDP leadership race shows that a hardcover copy of Naomi Klein’s bestselling books in hardcover, ‘The Shock Doctrine: The Rise of Disaster Capitalism’,…
Feds announce all social programs to be paid for by Uncle Roy’s tax dollars
OTTAWA – In a bold move, finance minister Bill Morneau has announced that all of the Liberal government’s new social programming will be paid for personally by the tax dollars of Uncle Roy.…
Tories blast Trudeau for not having offshore shell corporation
OTTAWA – The Conservative Party expressed outrage this morning that Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was not one of the many world leaders recently exposed by the Panama Papers as having a pri…
Justin Trudeau slings yoga mat over shoulder, whispers “Namaste” sensually in your ear
OTTAWA — Reports have come in that after toweling off his rippling yoga abs, Justin Trudeau gracefully picked up his eco-friendly mat and set your body ablaze by whispering “Namaste” sensua…
CRA registers itself as Offshore Revenue Agency to avoid enforcing tax laws
GEORGE TOWN, CAYMAN ISLANDS — The Canada Revenue Agency re-registered its agency’s location offshore to the Cayman Islands last month in a move high-level civil servants are hoping will sav…
Thomas Mulcair reactivates Linkedin account
EDMONTON — Outgoing NDP Leader Thomas Mulcair has reactivated his LinkedIn account moments after being rejected by his party, which called for a leadership race to replace him. Since 2012, …
NDP convention delegates explore virtual reality where the NDP won the 2015 election
EDMONTON — Although the party lost 51 seats and earned less than 20 percent of the popular vote in the recent federal election, the NDP faithful can create their own alternate reality where…
Beardless Tom Mulcair challenges bearded Tom Mulcair for NDP leadership
EDMONTON – As the NDP prepares to meet for its annual party convention, a new challenger has emerged to current party leader bearded Tom Mulcair: a Tom Mulcair without a scraggly, rapidly g…
Nobody in national defence headquarters remembers what flashing red light means
OTTAWA – Hours after the dusty light bulb in the corner of every office inside the National Defence Headquarters began to flash red, the entire civilian and military staff of the building r…
