The police finally bow to public pressure.…
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Kevin O’Leary’s leadership bid derailed after condor attempts to hatch his head
OTTAWA – Kevin O’Leary has been forced to suspend his campaign for the Conservative party leadership after a California condor, mistaking O’Leary’s shiny, white pate for an egg, attempted t…
Is Saskatchewan finally having its moment?
We finally give some coverage to the Land of the Living Skies.…
Conservatives simplify leadership selection process by removing part with demon egg
Good news for all the Tory leadership candidates, except for Kellie Leitch.…
Kellie Leitch heartbroken that people would act on hate she’s incited
OTTAWA – Conservative leadership hopeful Kellie Leitch expressed her dismay Sunday over the fatal shooting at a Quebec City mosque that left at least five dead, saying that she’s devastated peopl…
Man worried people who invented written law, algebra, cities, navigation, going to ruin Canadian Culture
BRANDON, MB – Worried about immigration from ‘The Middle East’, local man Todd Morton fears Canadian culture may be destroyed by people from a part of the world that invented pretty much ev…
Nation’s dads issue collective “OPA!” after plate dropped in restaurant
MISSISSAUGA, ON – In response to the accidental dropping and breaking of a plate by a server at a Mississauga Kelsey’s earlier today, the nation’s dads have publicly issued a collective “OP…
Inspiring! Trudeau promises to raise cap on private refugee sponsorship by 1 for every 1000 retweets he gets
OTTAWA – If you think nobody in the world is trying to stop Trump you’re wrong! Justin Trudeau has just tweeted that for every 1000 retweets he gets he’ll raise the cap on private refugee s…
McDonald’s unveils all-day breakfast in Canada to stress-test healthcare system
TORONTO – McDonald’s Canada announced today that it will begin serving all-day breakfast in order to stress-test the country’s socialized healthcare system. The menu will feature a selectio…
How Canada Lowers It’s Sexual Assault Numbers
Emma uncovers the disturbing way Canada makes itself seem like a safe country for women. Full story: http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/Shows/TheBeaverton.…
