MONTREAL — In order to prevent excess pollution to the downtown area, the City of Montreal has ramped up its Eurotrash collection service for the Canadian Grand Prix weekend. “Every year at this …
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LaRonde apologizes for fingerprint admission, reverts back to feeling you up at admission gate
MONTREAL – Montreal’s amusement park LaRonde has issued an apology for breaking the Quebec’s privacy protocols by collecting visitors’ fingerprint data and will be returning to its policy o…
Montrealers say they will still pass out drunk at 2:30 AM no matter what time the bars close
MONTREAL – In response to the City’s plan to keep bars open until 6 am, Montrealers have stated that they’re still going to black out before 3 am anyway. “We love to party here,”…
Montreal police ready for Habs victory by pouring gasoline on cars
MONTREAL – In anticipation of a Canadiens victory against the Tampa Bay Lightning tonight, Montreal Police are preparing for an onslaught of overzealous and violent fans by dumping gasoline…
PQ: Students weren’t trying to steal election, we just ran out of code words for Jews
MONTREAL – Parti Quebecois leader Pauline Marois conceded yesterday that her party really only accused students of trying to steal Monday’s provincial election because they’d run out of new euphe…
Poll: Majority of Quebeckers think Françoise David will make best premier they will not elect
MONTREAL – Just a few days before the election, a new poll in Quebec shows that Quebec Solidaire’s Françoise David is Quebeckers’ favourite candidate for premier they will not elec Ac…
PQ accuses people who don’t vote for them of trying to steal election
MONTREAL – The Parti Quebecois has accused many voters who do not intend to vote for their party of attempting to steal the provincial election. “We have reported the influxes of these non-…
Pauline Marois dismisses PQ candidate who shared islamophobic message in English
QUÉBEC – Pauline Marois confirmed today that she had dismissed Jean Carrière, the PQ’s candidate for Lafontaine, because an islamophobic image he posted on Facebook contained English text. “Ours …
Police remind parents to always lock car doors when leaving small children in subzero weather
MONTREAL – Local police are warning parents of the dangers of leaving their children in the car in -33 degree weather without ensuring they have safely secured the doors. “There are many da…
Quebec construction magnate cites lack of falling concrete as proof her house isn’t made of misappropriated overpass parts
LAVAL – A Quebec construction tycoon who was accused of using parts intended for Montreal’s public transit network to build her house announced that she must be innocent because her home is…
