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Ignatieff caught wearing U.S. stars and stripes boxer shorts in last minute campaign gaffe
OTTAWA – In a campaign blunder, Michael Ignatieff was caught by surprise outside his Ottawa residence this morning dressed in a pair of stars and stripes boxer shorts. The Liberal Party Lea…
Bored dinner party guests upset Christ not performing miracles at table
MUSKOKA, ON – A couple hosting a dinner party at their Muskoka cottage reported frustration after repeated failed attempts to have their guest of honour, Jesus Christ, Author of Eternal Sal…
Health Canada releases new set of Fat Warning Labels
OTTAWA – Health Canada released a series of disturbing anti-inactivity, anti-junk food warning labels this week in an effort to combat the country’s high rates of obesity. The warnings will…
Book author finally lands Twitter deal
CALGARY – A Calgary woman has been offered a $6 million Twitter deal following years of successfully self-publishing in the book industry. “Matha Stanford’s witty, quirky 140 page novellas …
Black friend added to diversify Facebook friend list
EDMONTON, AB – Puplic relations employee Steve Wasley, 26, has made visible efforts to show his ability to connect with a variety of races and cultures by seeking out a black woman for his …
