Vancouver plans to hand out crack pipes to crack users in hopes of preventing the spread of disease. Calgary, Winnipeg and Toronto have been handing them out for years. What’s your say? “Wo…
Ontario to allow Hollywood bodyguards
A new Ontario regulation will allow Hollywood movie stars to bring their own bodyguards instead of hiring Ontario-accredited bodyguards. Local security firms are worried this will hurt their busi…
Manitoba calls just to see how it’s going
OTTAWA – The province of Manitoba called late last night “just to see how it’s going,” according to a custodian working after-hours in Parliament. At approximately 2:00 am, East Block janit…
Nervous guest speaker at nudist colony picturing everybody with clothes
BOWMANVILLE, ON – Several minutes into his power-point presentation for skin-coloured vinyl in front of a group of naturists, nervous speaker Lloyd Brintnell, of Nature’s Office Supplies Co…
RIM’s share of smartphone market continues to drop
Makers of the Blackberry handset are under fire from investors who say their company is mismanaged and poorly marketed against rival handset makers Google and Apple. What’s your say? “Has R…
Being healthy is so overrated these days
By Dale Eckert Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one in the world who sees through all the health-hype. These days, you can’t pick up a magazine without reading about some nonsense guru pushing …
