Name: Yukon College Nickname: That Place Out by Mountain View Drive Where You Can At Least Hide From The Wolves For A Couple Of Hours Motto: “Do you think the wolves have moved on yet?” History: …
University of Saskatchewan: University Reviews 2013
Name: University of Saskatchewan Nickname: “Ol’ Flat and Sassy” Motto: “No pain, no grain.” History: University of Saskatchewan was founded in 1907, with the intention that there would be at leas…
University of Western Ontario: The Beaverton University Reviews
Name: University of Western Ontario Nickname: Ol’ Duuuuuuude U Motto: “20-somethings with the livers of 50-somethings” History: Western was founded on the exact spot where John A. Macdonald peed …
Memorial University of Newfoundland: University Reviews 2013
Name: Memorial University of Newfoundland Nickname: “Ol’ Technically Part of Canada” Motto: “G’wan wich ya! She’s some lop on da pond dere, buddy what?” History: Founded in 1925 by J.L Paton as …
Queen’s University: The Beaverton University Reviews
Name: Queen’s University Nickname: Ol’ Money, Ol’ Problems Motto: “We go to Queen’s, do you?” History: Founded in 1841 in honour of Queen Victoria’s money, Queen’s University was the…
Report: Neither man willing to admit high-five was too hard
KAMLOOPS, BC – In celebration of a small pay raise two men engaged in a high-five that neither of them are willing to admit was extremely painful and possibly permanently damaging. “H…
Spooky Harper government opens haunted House of Commons
OTTAWA – Lineups have already begun to form in front of the Parliament buildings after Prime Minister Harper’s midnight announcement that the terrifying haunted House of Commons would…
Kingston Pen institutes ‘Adopt-an-Inmate’ program to find prisoners new homes
KINGSTON – Correctional Service Canada has instituted an adoption program to find new prisons for the 494 inmates currently held at Kingston Penitentiary when the facility closes after 178 …
REPORT: Dudes called ‘Boomer’ nearing extinction
OTTAWA – A report issued yesterday by the International Institute for Endangered Nicknames announced that the global population of dudes nicknamed “Boomer” has reached an all ti…
UofT students shocked to discover white, male authority figure has prejudices
TORONTO – The recent controversial statements of noted author David Gilmour have dumbfounded the students of University of Toronto who had, until that time, intrinsically trusted all Caucas…
