WHITEHORSE – A local government employee has managed to take his bike to work every day of the week thanks to the installation of a new bike rack on his SUV. Thom Gerretsen, 36, has been sh…
Montreal unveils $3.45 million marble speed bumps for 375th anniversary
MONTREAL – Montreal’s mayor Denis Coderre announced the municipal government will be spending $3.45 million on installing pure marble speed bumps to celebrate the city’s 375th anniversary. …
Liberal Party’s new policies based on inspiring set of fridge magnets
WINNIPEG – The Liberal Party of Canada wrapped up their first Biennial Convention since their 2015 federal electoral victory and adopted many new important policies based on very uplifting …
Hero Ambassador Kevin Vickers tackles protester before he could detonate opinions
DUBLIN – Canadian Ambassador to Ireland Kevin Vickers is once again being called a hero for tackling a man heavily armed with a loud voice before he could detonate his opinions at a ceremon…
Wal-Mart parking lot in Whitehorse newest campground in Yukon
WHITEHORSE – Extolling the breathtaking beauty of Whitehorse’s urban wilderness, Yukon Parks has unveiled its newest campground located in the Walmart parking lot between Quartz Road and Ch…
Entire NDP caucus arrive in neck braces, wheelchairs to House of Commons after Trudeau’s assault
OTTAWA – All 44 members of the NDP caucus arrived in Parliament this morning wearing neck braces, arm slings, head bandages, and seated in wheelchairs after yesterday’s physical altercation…
Public servant romantically proposes to partner in 53 slide Powerpoint presentation
OTTAWA – Local civil servant Richard Escarvage made his intentions clear towards his partner, Adrianne Voigt, yesterday in a romantically thorough and detailed Powerpoint presentation on th…
Report: Everyone in government office on some sort of leave
OTTAWA — Sources confirmed yesterday that all 53 employees and managers in a Public Works and Government Services program are on some sort of leave. For the past three months, not a soul ha…
Naturopathic Colleges investigating 100% of their members for unscientific health claims
TORONTO – Naturopathic Colleges in five provinces are investigating every single one of their members in response to complaints that they may be making unscientific claims or offering servi…
Baffled scientists to study why Whitehorse Kijiji prices higher than retail
WHITEHORSE — World leading scientists, mathematicians, and economists are flocking to Whitehorse to study one of the greatest scientific riddles: why used items being on Kijiji are substant…
