TORONTO – Pizza Pizza Ltd has announced that it will no longer be serving traditional pizzas, instead opting for what it is known best known for: crusts.
“Instead of the traditional 75% dough recipe with a tiny cesspool of cheese, tomato sauce, and other toppings in the centre of the pie, we’re giving customers the full 100% of the crust,” said a Pizza Pizza spokesperson. “We have whole wheat, gluten-free and half-eaten options.”
Small bonus toppings like a piece of mozzarella could be added to your favourite pizza ends.
The crusts comes in three delicious flavours of soggy, rock hard, and burnt.