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Celebrating Prime Day Results, Bezos awards all robots one extra squeeze of oil

SEATTLE, WA — Following the record 175 million items sold over the Prime Day Sale this past week, CEO celebrated by giving each warehouse one extra squeeze of AmazonBasics brand Super Budget Motor Oil.

Watched by assembled staff, Bezos ceremoniously administered the lube to a robot that plucks dehydrated human pickers from the packing room floor and deposits them at the office.

PrimeDay 2019 is estimated to have made Amazon 6 billion dollars in 48 hours. The equivalent of 46 tax rebates it received from the US federal government in 2018 or a couple of private islands near .

The human employees broke into rapturous applause, while nervously watching their superintendent that judges their productivity.

El Jefe Jeff saved the best gift of all for us humans, he’s letting us ‘’ the robots!” reported a fulfillment center employee through tears of joy as he hurled an AirFryer onto a conveyor belt. “Because of our hard work, he said he said he would consider upgrading our piss bottles to discarded bottles!”

‘Respecting’ the robots is an Amazon tradition where human packers oil and polish the 3,600 robot drive units on the fulfilment centre floor. The ceremony is complete once the employees to their robot managers, their wheels and the robot for its exemplary work and tireless commitment to making humans obsolete. Bezos regularly watches on by monitoring drone.

Following the 72% jump in sales, Jeff Bezos has taken some well needed time off to recoup and recharge. Something he plans to accomplish by brainstorming ways to keep the moon 100% free of the poor.

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