Quiz: Can you tell the difference between real Jewish holidays and ones we just made up but which might still be real, who knows - The Beaverton

Quiz: Can you tell the difference between real Jewish holidays and ones we just made up but which might still be real, who knows

The religion is an ancient and venerated one characterized by its love of tradition and seemingly endless parade of crazy holidays. While researchers are still tabulating, at last count there were over 4,593 holidays, with more being discovered every day! Take our fun quiz and see if you can tell between the authentic holidays and the completely fictional ones which very well may still themselves be legitimate.

1. Ok, let’s start easy!
Hannukah
Passover
Shabbat
Melbrooksikah
2. That one was easy, but see if you can guess this one!
Rosh Hashanah
Rosh Chodesh Tishrei
Rosh Chodesh Cheshvan
Rosh Chosh Bosh Chosh Mosh Tosh Tachosh Losh Chosh
3. Not so simple, huh? A lot of them DO sound the same!
Yom Kippur
Yom Ha’Zikaron
Yom Ha’Atzmaut
Yom Mamas Ofat
4. Don’t get your tzitzit in a knot over this next one!
The Fast of Esther
The Fast of Gedalia
The Fast of Tisha B’Av
The Fast of the Fast and the Furious
5. Ok now we’re starting to get concerned. Most of these are made up, right? How can there be more?!
Purim
Tu B’Shvat
Shavuot
Jewish Christmas
6. For real. These can’t all exist…
Sukkot
Simchat Torah
Lag Ba’Omer
The Feast of the Three Day Weekend
7. Fuck. Did anyone fact check any of these?
Shemini Atzeret
Tu B’Av
Sigd
G?
8. No. No no no no no no.
The one with the little houses
The one with the little tops
The one with the dry crackers
The one where Ross and Rachel take a break
9. I think these are the last ones. I’m frankly at a loss…
Monday
February 29th
Bastille Day
Easter, if you think about it
Quiz: Can you tell the difference between real Jewish holidays and ones we just made up but which might still be real, who knows
You did it!
You got them all correct! Or maybe you didn’t! To be honest, we just asked one of our Jewish writers to put this together and it’s entirely possible he pulled the whole thing out of his ass. A lot of these sound real fake. We’d ask him to explain but he’s out of the office for the next six weeks at a spa celebrating his “Bar Shvitzah” which he says is the most holy time of year for Jews and we really don’t want another human rights complaint.
Quiz: Can you tell the difference between real Jewish holidays and ones we just made up but which might still be real, who knows
You did it!
You got them all correct! Or maybe you didn’t! To be honest, we just asked one of our Jewish writers to put this together and it’s entirely possible he pulled the whole thing out of his ass. A lot of these sound real fake. We’d ask him to explain but he’s out of the office for the next six weeks at a spa celebrating his “Bar Shvitzah” which he says is the most holy time of year for Jews and we really don’t want another human rights complaint.
Quiz: Can you tell the difference between real Jewish holidays and ones we just made up but which might still be real, who knows
You did it!
You got them all correct! Or maybe you didn’t! To be honest, we just asked one of our Jewish writers to put this together and it’s entirely possible he pulled the whole thing out of his ass. A lot of these sound real fake. We’d ask him to explain but he’s out of the office for the next six weeks at a spa celebrating his “Bar Shvitzah” which he says is the most holy time of year for Jews and we really don’t want another human rights complaint.
Quiz: Can you tell the difference between real Jewish holidays and ones we just made up but which might still be real, who knows
You did it!
You got them all correct! Or maybe you didn’t! To be honest, we just asked one of our Jewish writers to put this together and it’s entirely possible he pulled the whole thing out of his ass. A lot of these sound real fake. We’d ask him to explain but he’s out of the office for the next six weeks at a spa celebrating his “Bar Shvitzah” which he says is the most holy time of year for Jews and we really don’t want another human rights complaint.

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