Quiz: Which Diamond in Diamond & Diamond are you? - The Beaverton

Quiz: Which Diamond in Diamond & Diamond are you?

Everyone remembers the argument from elementary school. After you and your friends had argued about which teenage mutant ninja turtle everyone was, attention would turn to something far more important, which Diamond of the scandal plagued personal injury law firm Diamond & Diamond are you? Lucky for you we’ve made this fun quiz to find out once and for all.

1. After a long day of being a lawyer what’s your favourite way to unwind?
Sending lewd texts to my assistant
I unwind by winding up baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay technically I’m not a lawyer I just play one on tv
2. What is your vice?
Telling people I’m an award winning lawyer when I’ve never actually tried a case. Oh and the occasional cigarette.
Drag Racing high performance motorcycles
Watching The Toronto Blue Jays
3. What fictional character do you most identify with?
Verbal Kint from The Usual Suspects
Dominic Toretto from Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift
Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch in To Kill a Mockingbird
4. When not in robes what is your go to outfit?
Robes? Oh right. Like lawyer’s wear. I usually go with form fitting suits
A cotton suit so brilliantly white it will make you blind if you look at it for too long
Cargo shorts and knee high socks
5. Where did you go to law school?
Thomas M. Cooley Law School (I swear I didn’t just make that up)
Osgoode Hall
Etobicoke School Of The Arts
6. Would you ever improperly refer a case to a different lawyer for a fee without telling your client?
Quiz: Which Diamond in Diamond & Diamond are you?
You’re Jeremy Diamond!
The firm but fair leader of a legal empire. Although sometimes you can seem serious and gruff it’s just because your big heart cares so much about the legal and ethical responsibilities you owe the court. You are the papa bear of the Diamond & Diamond and would never do anything that would bring you and everyone who works for you into disrepute simply to make some easy money.
Quiz: Which Diamond in Diamond & Diamond are you?
You’re Daniel Diamond!
You’re the wild child of the personal injury law world. The only thing hotter than your litigating is your white jazz quartet ‘Diamond in the Rough’. Although you're passionate nature can make you fly off the handle you would never, ever dream of doing anything that would undermine your legal reputation.
Quiz: Which Diamond in Diamond & Diamond are you?
You’re William Preszler!
Or more accurately you are John Fraser, the guy who plays Preszler in the tv and bus ads. Even though you strongly suggest that you are a lawyer who helps clients recover after serious accidents, you are actually an actor who has had roles in Tylenol commercials and Good Will Hunting. What you’re doing is seriously fucked up!
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  • I do not know how I feel about this 
  • I just want to click a button 
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