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Trudeau already regretting allowing hotel-less Trump to crash in his room

HAMBURG, – Canadian Prime Minister Justin is reportedly “kicking himself” for offering to share his hotel room with , after the American President’s staff forgot to book him a hotel room.

“It’s just a few days, it’s just a few days,” Trudeau was reportedly heard muttering after discovering a giant golden glob of what may have been hair in the shower drain.

found himself arriving in Hamburg without a hotel room, an error many have attributed to ’s negative 5 star rating on Airbnb. This led to ask Trudeau if he could, “crash for a night. Four tops.”

sources report the American president has already charged thousands of dollars of room service and pay-per-video erotica to the Canadian taxpayer, often while getting up at 3am to “rage tweet” at CNN. “Trump also keeps clumsily asking everybody if they would like to collude with Russia,” added one anonymous staffer. “Like, even the housecleaning staff.”

“I’m pretty sure this “forgot to book a hotel” thing was all a scam to get a free room,” added one of the prime minister’s RCMP guards, moments after catching raiding the minibar. “At least we were able to restrain before she could make good on her promise to, “Keith Moon the place”.”

Hotel workers say they are frustrated with repeatedly having to call the Canadian prime minister’s room to tell the guests there to “keep it down”, after delegations in surroundings rooms complained about the noise of Eric and Donald Jr’s air guitar competition.

“But by far our biggest challenge,” said one PMO aide, “is keeping on her side of the bed with the prime minister. JT was pretty clear that they could share so long as there was no spooning.”

“That goes double for her father,” the staffer added.

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