TORONTO – After looking at his watch and stifling a giggle, local man Dave Calhoun is now trying to make eye-contact with literally anybody else on the bus, so that he can let them know it’s 4:20 in the afternoon.
“Come on, come on, somebody,” said Dave, to himself, while trying to meet the downcast eyes of other commuters with only forty seconds until 4:21. “You guys are gonna miss it…”
Sources say Dave then spent another fifteen precious seconds hissing the word ‘hey!’ at a guy wearing headphones, who clearly heard him, but was using the headphones as a justification for acting like he didn’t hear him.
Although Dave had almost given up by the time the bus pulled into a stop at 4:20:50, redemption came shortly afterward, when he shouted ‘Hey, it’s 4:20 right now’ at a female senior boarding the bus, who replied, ‘Okay.’
This is the biggest scene Dave has made on a bus since last spring, when he finally made the trip to ride the Warden South Northbound Bus, route 69.