No one does shift work like a Saskatchewanian Pole.
1. Little ones love your ‘Babci’ smile.
2. Attending physicians can never pronounce your name.
“Is it Rib-skee?”
3. After a long shift all you can think about is driving off into the sunset in your 2005 Pontiac Vibe.
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Maybe you should get that rattle checked out first, Edna
4. Just try finding some good pierogi at the General!
You’d kill for a decent cabbage roll right about now!
5. Helping people is its own reward.
“This won’t hurt a bit.”
6. You’re okay with your granddaughter marrying that black boy.
You have no problem with black people
7. Sometimes you feel like you never have time to do anything fun.
“I just want to sleep… ”
8. Your husband Terry misses working at the lumber yard.
Those were the good old days, eh, Edna?
9. You have a prosthetic leg.
10. You regret not marrying Terry’s twin brother who died in a boating accident.
Oh Garrett!
11. You are nurse Edna Rybczynski and you live at 1112 Aberdeen Street.
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