OTTAWA – After disappointing some attendees at last night’s fundraiser gala, Justin Trudeau has assured that a slumber party is the next big event for his loyal female fan-base.
“I know many of my fans wanted to hang out in our pajamas and talk about which boy MP we had a crush on” said the Liberal Leader while twirling his hair with his finger. “But don’t worry girls, we’ll have a special night together where we’ll paint our fingernails liberal-red, braid our hair and discuss policy issues while in a 50-person massage train.”
The slumber party e-vites (written in a swirly font) welcomes women to “dish ‘n’ bitch over appletinis” while playing an exciting game of truth or dare. Tickets are only $1,000 if you bring your own sleeping bag and make-up.
Trudeau said that this event is a great way for women to get involved with the party by speaking their language, but admits that not every woman is welcome.
“I’m not inviting that Becky Anderson” Trudeau snidely remarked. “She has a crush on Peter MacKay. Ew!”
