THUNDER BAY, ON - In the wake of reports that Aboriginals make up a disturbingly high percentage of prison inmates in Canada, Minister of Public Safety Vic Toews argued strongly that the Aboriginal community was thriving under the Conservative government, and pointed to the success of the all Aboriginal prison basketball team in the Thunder Bay correctional facility as a prime example.

EDMONTON - The province of Alberta has responded to the news of Ontario’s recently elected openly gay premier two weeks ago by making history of their own with the election of Canada’s first openly bigoted premier.

OTTAWA – Senator Patrick Brazeau’s recent arrest for domestic assault has shocked the country and caused his ejection from the Conservative caucus. But it has caused perhaps the most outrage in the upper branch of Parliament, the Senate itself, where members look down upon and even condemn any action of any kind.