Media personality Ezra Levant, who has been described by thousands as “snot nosed”, “vapid”, and whose penis is well-known to be “literally the smallest”, has lost a libel suit brought against him by former law student Khurrum Awan.
OTTAWA - After mistakenly attributing several politically incorrect comments to Liberal MP Marlo Raynolds, Sun Media has reviewed its archives and found that nearly all of its content from the last 18 years has been factually wrong, slanderous, or simply offensive.
TORONTO – After being released on bail Wednesday afternoon, sources say disgraced CBC radio personality, Jian Ghomeshi, was not as turned on by the Toronto Police handcuffs as he had expected to be.
WELLAND - Canada’s most addictive street drug is increasing in price by ten cents worrying many public health experts and addicts.
HELL - Prime Minister Stephen Harper has signed a landmark trade agreement between Canada and Hell’s layer reserved for greedy, hoarding souls.
BEIJING - After being praised for his commitment to environmental catastrophe, Stephen Harper kicked the annual Festival of the Polluted Moon off by throwing a bag of flaming garbage into a massive pile of tires.
OTTAWA - After posing as a fake Canadian Forces soldier, DND and Veterans Affairs have decided the imposter’s punishment should be to endure the poor treatment they inflict on a real Canadian veteran.
OTTAWA - Following sexual harassment allegations against two Liberal MPs and subsequent questions over the House of Commons’ lack of protocol to deal with them, male MPs made sure to reassure their “hysterical” female colleagues with a friendly, but firm smack to the buttocks.
OTTAWA - Following an aggravating conversation with representatives from the leading internet, TV, and cellphone provider, the CTRC has decided to ban the required 30-day notice period for switching telecommunications providers.
OTTAWA – With youth unemployment skyrocketing across Canada, Bank Of Canada Governor Stephen Poloz is recommending that young people consider the ancient feudal status of serfdom to boost their careers.
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