CALGARY - After years of congested roads and frustrated drivers, the City of Calgary announced that it will be tearing down most of the city’s core and paving a 6,000 lane highway for a faster and roomier commute.
OTTAWA - Fans of the Tim Hortons Roll Up the Rim contest have been excited by a new feature that now gives them two chances to not win a car.
OTTAWA – Canadian physiologists are watching in amazement as Prime Minister Harper‘s chin increasingly envelops his neck as the Liberal Convention begins in Montreal.
OTTAWA – Suspended senator Patrick Brazeau has finally found a respectable job as a strip-club day manager after leaving the decadent opium den that is the Canadian Senate.
OTTAWA - The federal government has recently announced plans to address voter fraud by requiring Canadians to present a Conservative Party membership ID before voting in elections.
WINDSOR - In an effort to break ground in the automotive industry, Chrysler unveiled a new model of sedan built in Canada that runs entirely on government funding.
TORONTO - Journalists at Sun News have revealed a shocking, fabricated story about how CBC journalists pronounce French-Canadian Olympic athletes’ last names in French despite the fact that they are an English television station.
SOCHI - For the 22nd time in Winter Olympic history, Team Canada has failed to win a medal on the opening ceremonies event.
WINNIPEG - The innovative meteorologists behind the term "Polar Vortex" and more recently "Chillahedron" and "Popsiclypse" are putting in overtime to come up with Springtime weather's catchphrase.
TORONTO - The Big 5 Canadian banks are sending a warning to Canadians; save up or else their executives may not retire in excessive opulence.