PRINCE GEORGE - RCMP have arrested seven radicalized eco-terrorists in connection to a plot to plant trees near an oil sands pipeline.
OTTAWA - Citizenship Minister Chris Alexander has declared all women wearing Lululemon pants will be prohibited from taking their citizenship oath stating that the pants clearly cover up the true physique of a woman.
HALIFAX - A concerned community and country were sighing in relief yesterday after authorities confirmed the suspects involved in plot to kill as many innocent people as possible were just ordinary white people.
TORONTO - Recently laid off Sun News Network commentators have strangely reversed their negative views towards the country’s employment insurance system.
Last week, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled that physician assisted suicide can be legal in specific cases. Here are some reasons in which you cannot elect to end your life early.
VANCOUVER – A homeless man who was doused by water by a Tim Hortons owner is relieved at not having been exposed to the chain’s brown caffeinated water.
MONTREAL - A new study from McGill shows that Canada's economy may be bouncing back, finding that nearly one-third of Millennials are already illegally living in million, or multimillion, dollar houses abandoned during the recession.
OTTAWA - After a Supreme Court ruling that will permit doctor-assisted suicide for terminally ill patients, Stephen Harper has agreed and will first start with the Supreme Court justices.
OTTAWA - Militant Islamic groups from around the world have applauded Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s recently proposed anti-terror legislation for chipping away at the Western-democratic style of freedom they so vehemently hate.
THOMPSON - All Canadians will now be required to pick up their mail at a giant community mailbox located just outside of Thompson, Manitoba, Canada Post reports.
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