OTTAWA - RCMP officials announced this morning that suspended senator Mike Duffy will face 31 charges, namely accepting a $90,000 bribe from some guy, or woman, perhaps, who probably isn’t very important.
Following the new budget tabled by the Liberal government, leading payday lenders confirmed today they would not extend loans to the Province of Ontario.
Police rescued Joe Oliver from a locked car this afternoon after staffers left the Canadian Finance Minister unattended for three hours.
OTTAWA - After conducting a DNA ethnic profile, Prime Minister Stephen Harper has learned that he has Palestinian roots.
OTTAWA - Canada's new anti-spam legislation has put thousands of penis enlargement spammers out of work, prompting a new workers' rights group to start a campaign to retrain them for door-to-door sales.
OTTAWA - A refugee who fled a war zone has been caught illegally obtaining what she calls a ‘life-saving medication’ for a condition called ‘diabetes’ so she won’t ‘die’.
OTTAWA - After five years and more than $100 million of investments, advertisements for Canada’s Economic Action Plan have succeeded in becoming the material of choice when homeless Canadians build their shanty towns.
CALGARY - Spectators at this year’s Calgary Stampede can now enjoy a variety of hot dogs, sausages and hamburgers made entirely from the horses who lost last year’s chuckwagon races.
IQALUIT — As of earlier today, local officials were hoping that the city’s massive dump fire, which has been raging for more than six weeks now, will act as a distress signal alerting the federal government to the city’s massive dump fire.
London, ON -- Convicted serial killer Paul Bernardo’s fiancée confirmed today that he was the least creepy man she had met online.