OTTAWA - After conducting a DNA ethnic profile, Prime Minister Stephen Harper has learned that he has Palestinian roots.
OTTAWA - Canada's new anti-spam legislation has put thousands of penis enlargement spammers out of work, prompting a new workers' rights group to start a campaign to retrain them for door-to-door sales.
OTTAWA - A refugee who fled a war zone has been caught illegally obtaining what she calls a ‘life-saving medication’ for a condition called ‘diabetes’ so she won’t ‘die’.
OTTAWA - After five years and more than $100 million of investments, advertisements for Canada’s Economic Action Plan have succeeded in becoming the material of choice when homeless Canadians build their shanty towns.
CALGARY - Spectators at this year’s Calgary Stampede can now enjoy a variety of hot dogs, sausages and hamburgers made entirely from the horses who lost last year’s chuckwagon races.
IQALUIT — As of earlier today, local officials were hoping that the city’s massive dump fire, which has been raging for more than six weeks now, will act as a distress signal alerting the federal government to the city’s massive dump fire.
London, ON -- Convicted serial killer Paul Bernardo’s fiancée confirmed today that he was the least creepy man she had met online.
TORONTO - After a chain-link fence was spotted under construction outside their headquarters, The Globe and Mail issued a statement clarifying that the fence was merely the latest tactic they’ve employed to keep Margaret Wente off the premises.
ALBERTA - In an attempt to win over the youthful protest groups throughout Canada and the USA, today the TransCanada Corporation announced a new massive halfpipe line and accompanying skatepark.