NEW YORK CITY – The NHL has announced that every single metropolitan area with a population of at least 100,000 people in North America will soon be getting an NHL team, with the small exce…
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10 names for Utah’s new NHL team even less representative of the state than Jazz
The NHL is set to unveil Salt Lake City, Utah as the next home of the Arizona Coyotes and everyone is wondering “what will the team name be?” Well since the New Orleans Jazz moved to …
Desperate Quebec City officials offer Bettman one night of unbridled passion with Bonhomme
QUEBEC CITY – Officials in Quebec City have decided to up the ante in their pursuit for a return of pro-hockey to their community by proffering NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman an “affectionat…
Quebec completes construction of 90-foot-tall Bonhomme the Redeemer statue
QUEBEC CITY – Contractors working for the province have officially confirmed substantial completion on the landmark, 38 metre tall statue of Bonhomme Carnaval, overlooking all of Quebec City. The…
Poll: Most Canadians support anti-anti-Islamophobia day
OTTAWA – On the one-year anniversary of the Quebec City Mosque shooting, a majority of Canadians say that they are supportive of an anti-anti-Islamophobia Day, according to a new poll. “Our…
8th grader on overnight trip declares, “What happens in Old Quebec City, stays in Old Quebec City”
QUEBEC CITY – Thirteen year old southern Ontario student, Curtis Kiff, drew up big plans raise hell for his four day class trip to Old Quebec City. “I really need this to get away from it a…
After pet cosmetic surgery ban, Quebec faces epidemic of unfuckable pets
QUEBEC CITY – After Quebec’s order of veterinarians banned cosmetic ear-cropping and tail-docking, the province is facing an unprecedented surge in completely fugly pets. “Augh, nasty,” sai…
Quebec construction industry politely declines Charbonneau Commission’s recommendations
QUEBEC CITY — Following the release of the Charbonneau Commission’s report on corruption in Quebec’s construction industry, politicians, construction groups and organized crime collec…
Bloc Québécois demands sovereignty for the 10% of Quebec that still supports them
QUEBEC CITY – On a campaign stop to the provincial capital, Bloc Québécois leader Gilles Duceppe demanded a near complete fracture in relationship between Canada and the small portion of Qu…
Irish orphans used in Heritage Minute still waiting to be adopted
QUEBEC – Despite their pleas for foster parents, the Irish orphans used as actors in a popular Heritage Minute have yet to find a loving home. “We were promised a mom and dad,” said Molly J…
