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Friends of DIY couple dreading latest batch of their homemade porn
WINNIPEG – Local married couple Amanda and Jared Ricci, known for their various “do-it-yourself” projects, have once again invited friends over to sample their latest batch of homemade porn…
Stan Lee set to cameo in future Marvel porn parodies
LOS ANGELES – Vivid Entertainment has announced that famed comic book creator, Stan Lee, has been confirmed to appear in cameo roles for forthcoming porn parodies of Marvel superhero films. “We c…
Canadian Porn
The Beaverton investigates the most important CanCon of them all: The Canadian Pornography industry.…
Masturbators brace for the worst as DDoS attacks continue
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following massive cyber-attacks which disrupted web traffic across the United States Friday, the masturbators across the world are bracing for the worst. US President Bar…
Quantum computer able to access pornography from different universes
WATERLOO, ON – Researchers at the University of Waterloo have created a quantum computer that is able to access the internet and download pornography from parallel universes. Basic quantum …
Successful woman finally honoured with porn parody
TORONTO — Celebrated journalist and author Meredith L. Crowley is enjoying another stunning achievement as the subject of a pornographic parody film based on her life and work. The erotic f…
New VR headset allows viewer to experience porn from perspective of guy watching porn on computer
MONTREAL — Thanks to the numerous advances being made in the field of virtual reality, the pornographic production company Brazzers has unveiled a brand-new VR headset that finally allows viewers…
Porn star degrades herself by running for Toronto mayor
TORONTO – Friends and family of adult film star Nikki Benz find themselves at a loss to explain the actress’ baffling decision to debase herself by running in the upcoming Toronto mayoral electio…
Canadian intelligence agency loses entire porn stash in fire at new HQ
OTTAWA – A fire at the Communications Security Establishment Canada (CSEC) new headquarters has destroyed the internet pornography database used by the intelligence agency charged with moni…