Having already bought every stadium in the country, the nations telecommunications giants have now scooped up the naming rights for the hundreds of thousands of newborns in Canada. Catch a…
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Canadian Porn
The Beaverton investigates the most important CanCon of them all: The Canadian Pornography industry.…
How To: Change A Lightswitch
Changing a lightswitch is pretty tricky stuff. The Beaverton How To is here to help with your weekly dose of educational content.…
President Obama pardons thanksgiving turkey instead of mentally handicapped death row inmate
This is the 8th consecutive year President Obama made the controversial choice.…
Genetic Lottery Commercial
What would you do if you won the genetic lotto? The Beaverton airs tonight at 10:30pm (et) on The Comedy Network, immediately followed by our writers panel Facebook Livestream.…
Government announces plan to develop Canadian artists by inflicting tragedy upon them
Miguel Rivas reports on Canada Council for the Arts “innovative” new approach to funding Canadian artists.…
Guide To: Canada’s Parliament
Canada’s Parliament. More than just a building where MPs gather to practice their ‘shame’ chants. In this Beaverton digital exclusive, we simplify things.…
Foxy Girl Vodka Tampons promise to revolutionize Girl’s Night Out
You work hard, and now you can play just as hard with a new product that packs the punch of three vodka shots in one convenient vaginal sip.…
Justin Trudeau apologizes to indigenous peoples for the mistreatment they will suffer for the next 150 years
In a brave and compassionate maneuver Canada’s Prime Minister finally apologized to first nations peoples for all the terrible things the government of Canada will soon be doing to t…
5 war atrocities only 90s kids remember
In this Beavfeed segment Emma and Miguel take 90s kids back to their glory days, when neon colours dominated the playgrounds, and ethnic cleansing was nearly as popular as the Spice Girls.…
