KINGSTON, ON – Local 8-year-old, Tommy Steiger, went to bed yesterday seemingly unaware he had just experienced the best day of his entire life. “Today was great! We went to the amusement ...
Canada’s Economic Action Plan: A Breakdown
How has the money from Canada’s Economic Action Plan been spent? The chart is interactive. Try mousing over the slices or legend entries....
No one has the heart to tell Justin Trudeau the Liberal party no longer exists
As Justin Trudeau continues his tour around the country, seeking to inspire Liberal Party members’ hearts and minds as his father did some 42 years ago, no one has yet worked up the courage to m...
Canada wins Grey Cup again!
Canadians celebrate Canada’s 100th Grey Cup victory....
Rob Ford tackles judge following ruling
TORONTO – Immediately following the ruling finding him in violation of the Municipal Conflict of Interest Act, Rob Ford jumped from his seat, rushed the bench, and tackled the judge, causing a f...
CFL Players ask Kick For A Million winner for personal loans
TORONTO – As the CFL approaches the Grey Cup, its premiere event of the year, discouraging reports have indicated that several of the league’s down on their luck players have asked the winner of Wendy...
Israel drafts 14-year-old Becky to wage Twitter, Facebook war against Hamas
JERUSALEM – The Israeli Defence Force (IDF) has drafted 14-year-old Becky Anderson to wage a social media war against enemy forces in Gaza. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu approved the measu...
Toronto Blue Jays blockbuster trade reminds city that Baseball still a thing that goes on in city
TORONTO – The blockbuster 12-player trade agreement between the Toronto Blue Jays and the Miami Marlins, including the signing of Melky Cabrera, has led many citizens to realize that Toronto sti...
Montreal mayor Michael Applebaum changes name to ‘Michél Baum-de-la-Pomme’ to satisfy Quebec language laws
MONTREAL – In order to comply with the province’s strict language laws, newly minted mayor of Montreal Michael Applebaum announced yesterday that he has officially changed his name to Michél Bau...
