OTTAWA – After popular demand from millennials who think the census just isn’t fun enough, the Canadian government has decided to conduct the 2021 census as a Buzzfeed quiz. Statistics Canada bel…
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Tories: ‘Reinstated mandatory census is unfair to however many Canadians there are’
OTTAWA – The Conservative party came out against the mandatory census again this week, saying that it creates undue stress and is totally irrelevant to all of the several million people cur…
Meet the elite Statistics Canada Census Enforcement Team
OTTAWA — In a secret location at Tunney’s Pasture in Ottawa, an elite team of statisticians are on high alert ready to be deployed anywhere in the country at a moment’s notice in the event …
BC Liberals blame soaring Christy Clark salary on foreign investment
VANCOUVER – Days after a new report revealed that BC Liberals have been paying Christy Clark an additional $50,000 per year on top of her annual salary to headline fundraising events, the party’s…
Naturopathic Colleges investigating 100% of their members for unscientific health claims
TORONTO – Naturopathic Colleges in five provinces are investigating every single one of their members in response to complaints that they may be making unscientific claims or offering servi…
Recently acquitted Mike Duffy claims courthouse as second residence
OTTAWA — Exonerated Senator Mike Duffy has been claiming travel expenses from the Senate by indicating that his second residence was located inside Ottawa’s Elgin street courthouse during h…
New Manitoba Premier gives victory speech from Costa Rican beachfront property
SAN JOSE, COSTA RICA — After a dramatic majority victory in today’s provincial election, Premier-elect Brian Pallister of Manitoba gave a moving acceptance speech from his tropical beachfr…
9 majestic Canadian Parks ruined by lack of wifi
As beautiful and inspiring as these Canadian destinations are, they still don’t have access to wifi, which ruins the entire experience. G’waii Haanas National Park flickr.com / Sam Beebe Located …
Trudeau says he is ‘proud to be a feminist arms dealer’
OTTAWA – Earlier today, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau reaffirmed his support for feminism, and for making billions of dollars in the sales of military supplies to despotic regimes, in an ho…
Attawapiskat First Nation receives urgent airdrop of committee reports
ATTAWAPISKAT – Following the declaration of a state of emergency over recent suicide attempts in the remote First Nation settlement, the Canadian government has wasted no time airlifting in…
