MOSCOW – A travel weary Kevin O’Leary arrived in Russia’s capital this morning in order to ask President Vladimir Putin for assistance becoming Tory leader and then PM of Canada…
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Conservative Candidate Profile: Kellie Leitch
Name: Kellie Leitch Background Leitch has taken a courageous stand against the Ottawa “elite”, who she coincidentally defines as anyone you also don’t like. She is often commended for pulling her…
Report: Millions of Canadians pretending to know who Viola Desmond was
OTTAWA – Early reports suggest that many Canadians are pretending they were familiar with Viola Desmond’s significance in history after the federal government announced her face will be fea…
Trudeau defends meeting with Chinese billionaires by explaining he wanted to make a lot of money
OTTAWA – After photos surfaced showing Chinese billionaires meeting with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau at a party fundraiser, the PM defended himself by stating that he only met with the fo…
“You’d never betray me,” whispers Brad Wall in dimly lit office to pile of coal
REGINA – With all other provincial governments having agreed to adopt carbon pricing by 2018 in line with the Trudeau government’s climate strategy, Premier Brad Wall spent this morning pla…
Chris Alexander attacks Rachel Notley for role in Clinton Foundation, private server, 2002 vote in favour of Iraq War
EDMONTON – Speaking at a rally in Edmonton Sunday afternoon, former federal Immigration Minister and current Conservative party leadership hopeful Chris Alexander took aim at what he described as…
Canada to take in American celebrities fleeing Trump in exchange for U.S. giving visas to our unemployed artists
OTTAWA – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and President-elect Donald Trump have announced an ambitious new plan that will see Canada grant citizenship to the hundreds of celebrities who tweete…
“Kellie Leitch can’t win here,” says man who said Trump couldn’t win there
VANCOUVER – During a dinner party held by a friend, local man David Casper openly scoffed at the notion that Kellie Leitch could ever win the Conservative party leadership, let alone a fede…
Kinder Morgan approval puts Trudeau ahead in Conservative leadership race
OTTAWA – After signing off on the Trans Mountain and Line 3 oil pipelines, Justin Trudeau has surged to a clear first place in the race to the lead the Conservative Party of Canada. “With Chong a…
Conservative Party Leadership Profile: Lisa Raitt
Name: Lisa Raitt Background Born and raised in Cape Breton, Raitt has always cited her strong Nova Scotian roots ever since she left at the first opportunity and will never come back. As a lawyer…
