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Inspiring! This rat king slogged through 500 meters of plumbing to crawl out of your toilet and eat your decorative soaps
We’ve all had days when everything seems to go against you: traffic, bills, your crazy coworkers. And the screeching knot of conjoined rats scrabbling around your bathtub sure knows that feel. Bu…
What does Jagmeet Singh have to do to win in Quebec?
Jagmeet Singh’s Quebec strategy.…
Liberal housing strategy suggests becoming Prime Minister as quickest way to receive subsidized housing
TORONTO – The federal Liberals recently-announced low-income housing strategy suggests that the fastest way of receiving subsidized housing is by becoming a Canadian Prime Minister. “What w…
Justin Trudeau lets himself go after realizing he is oldest major party leader
OTTAWA – After realizing that he is now the oldest leader of Canada’s three major political parties, Justin Trudeau has stopped his rigorous exercise regimen and started eating every piece …
Liberals attribute Canada’s GDP growth to Justin Trudeau’s side hustle as a social media influencer
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Justin Trudeau voted 3rd best Prime Minister named Trudeau
OTTAWA – Two years into his term as leader of Canada, a new study has revealed that Canadians perceive Justin Trudeau to be the third-best Prime Minister named Trudeau in the nation’s histo…
How will big pharma ruin legal weed for Canadians?
Donavon investigates.…
Ethics watchdog says cabinet ministers must disclose how much of their wealth is pirate booty acquired during coming-of-age adventures
OTTAWA – In the wake of several recent scandals involving the finances of federal Liberals, Canada’s ethics commissioner has suggested new rules that would force ministers to disclose exact…
Nation can’t remember what Stephen Harper looks like
OTTAWA – In the wake of Stephen Harper’s open letter on the NAFTA renegotiations the entire nation of Canada has realized they no longer have any idea what their previous prime minister looks lik…
