OTTAWA – In response to the recent Senate housing allowance scandal, the Harper government announced a new program that will construct residencies for senators pretending to live in the pro…
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Canadian TV execs can’t wait to cancel this year’s original programming
TORONTO – Canadian TV executives are very excited to once again greenlight, produce, and cancel this year’s original programming, inside sources report. “Crushing the dreams of Canadian art…
Mike Duffy returns to political broadcasting with scandalous story about Senator Duffy
OTTAWA – Embattled Senator Mike Duffy has made a return to his former career after resigning from the Conservative caucus to report a scandalous story about himself. “As a journalist, I had to br…
Hadfield comes home to $1.37 million Rogers phone bill
KAZAKHSTAN – After five months in space, Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield was shocked to discover his cell phone provider has charged him well over a million dollars for data usage and roaming c…
Canadian Politician Look-alike Poll: Vote for Premier of British Columbia Christy Clark and Jeanette Miller, one of the Chippetes
Round 4 of our Canadian Politician look-alike poll matches Premier of British Columbia Christy Clark and Jeanette Miller, one of the Chippetes from Alvin and the Chipmunks. They’re both ver…
Canadian Politician Look-alike Poll: Vote for Minister of National Defence Peter MacKay and Owen Wilson from Bottle Rocket
Round 3 of our Canadian Politician look-alike poll matches Minister of National Defence, The Honourable Peter MacKay, with Owen Wilson from the movie Bottle Rocket. They both have piercing blue e…
Tim Hortons execs just trying to figure out what customers won’t eat at this point
WILMINGTON, DE – Tim Hortons company insiders revealed Monday that the beloved Canadian cultural icon is currently just testing its customers’ loyalty by releasing round after round of what…
Provinces replace Canadian history curriculum with Heritage Minutes
OTTAWA – A new curriculum reform across Canada will see history books and formal lessons abandoned in favour of repeat showings of the beloved Heritage Minutes short films. “Youth attention…
Canadian Politician Look-alike Poll: Vote for Quebec Premier & leader of the Parti Québécois Pauline Marois and Ursula from The Little Mermaid
Round 2 of our Canadian Politician look-alike poll matches Premier of Quebec and leader of the Parti Québécois, the Honourable Pauline Marois with Ursula from The Little Mermaid. They’ve bo…
Canadian Politician Look-alike Poll: Vote for MP Jason Kenney and Randy from Trailer Park Boys as the most alike
Round 1 of our Canadian Politician look-alike poll matches MP for Calgary SE & Minister of Citizenship, Immigration & Multiculturalism Jason Kenney with Randy from Trailer Park Boys. They…
