BAGHDAD – Members of Canada’s elite JTF 2 are busy training Iraqi soldiers in how to disguise combat operations as training missions in a base outside of Baghdad. “We are teaching the Iraqi…
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Mulcair: An NDP federal government has never run a deficit
OTTAWA – NDP Leader Thomas Mulcair is touting his party’s experience as sound fiscal managers by promoting the fact that his party has never run a federal deficit. “The New Democratic Party…
Winnipeg Human Rights Museum unveils City of Winnipeg as next discrimination exhibit
WINNIPEG – Just four months into its existence, the Canadian Museum for Human Rights has announced a new outdoor massive exhibit on discrimination it has entitled “The City of Winnipe…
Justin Trudeau promises 30% more
OTTAWA – Unveiling his party’s first policy, Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau is pledging to all Canadians 30% more. Trudeau also unveiled more details on what is expected to be his party’s pl…
10 ways to balance the federal budget
With plummeting oil revenues, the federal government is scrambling to balance the budget and avoid another deficit. Here’s some suggestions on how to do that: 1. Retrofit Royal Canadian Nav…
John Baird warns international community about Palestine’s growing stockpile of breakfast material
JERUSALEM – Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird is raising the alarm about the growing cache of eggs, fruit, naan bread, baba ghanoush and other types of dangerous foods hidden deep inside …
Respective Canadian journalists each have the scoop on who is the bigger prick
TORONTO – Sources indicate that two Canadian journalists have suppressed stories on each other being “a prick” due to the almost certainty of running into each other. The two journalists, w…
Patriotic Canadians rejoice at thousands of other Canadians losing Target jobs
SAINT JOHN – Canadians from all corners of the country are expressing relief and pride that the American discount retailer Target is closing all stores in Canada leaving 21,000 other Canadi…
Canada remembers diverse group of English, Anglo-Saxon, Caucasian, and Scottish men who founded the nation
OTTAWA – In celebration of Canadian heritage, the nation honours the progressive, multiculturalism of the fathers of confederation who ranged from fair-skinned Englishmen to the pasty-white…
Mercilessly boring truck-driving simulation game scares generation of kids into academic success
MARKHAM – Cross Country Canada, a computer studies game that gave kids the virtual experience of being a truck driver delivering cargo across the country, is being celebrated for effectivel…
