JERUSALEM – Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird is raising the alarm about the growing cache of eggs, fruit, naan bread, baba ghanoush and other types of dangerous foods hidden deep inside Palestinian homes and refrigerators.
“After surviving a traumatizing assault on my motorcade, I can attest that the international community needs to put more pressure on the Palestinian Authority,” Baird stated in a press conference in Israel. “The danger is all too apparent. We know that Hamas has access to projectile grade eggs, almonds and pomegranates. This cannot be tolerated and does not contribute at all to the peace process.”
Baird then announced Canada would be issuing more sanctions against the Palestinian Authority’s rubble industry.
“It’s only a matter of time before Palestinians begin developing Omega-3 eggs capable of hitting Tel Aviv. By that time, it would be too late.”
Meanwhile, Israeli authorities intercepted several tons of flour and medical supplies headed to the West Bank stating that it could be used for something.